Bartender, I really did it this time.

I like to drink. This is not a secret. With the responsibility of alcohol consumption comes countless stories of being irresponsible. Grab a beer and enjoy some of my alcohol induced adventures. College: I use to live in party central. Binge drinking and stuffing greasy food in your face at 2am. I don’t understand why […]

I don’t always get hit on by strangers, but when I do…..

There is a HUGE difference between man and woman. Woman: waits around for man to interact due to the fact she doesn’t want to look too forward and come off as easy. Man: sends dick pic to random stranger. There must be something in the air because lately my inbox has been blowing up. I really don’t […]

Have kids they said, it’ll be fun they said….Someone should cunt punch you.

Shout out to all the parents out there. This shit is hard. Especially when you’re 1 person trying to play a 2 player game. I’ve been doing this mom thing for 7 years now. Mainly all by myself. Dad shows up whenever he feels like it for play dates and rude comments to mama bear. I still think […]

Cover your ears children, this post is brought to you by the letter D.

Don’t worry this post isn’t going all 50 shades of Grey. But let me tell you, Unicorns do exist. When I said I guess we will see where things go with this guy, I didn’t expect them to be floating around on Cloud 9. To protect the innocent in this post I’m going to refer […]