Twenty-sixes on my 96 Taurus.

Sundayyyyy Fundayyyyyy The Monday after superbowl Sunday is always the worst. Hangover from hell. I pregamed a little too hard while I was cooking. It’s my signature move. Show up shitfaced with wayyy too much food. But the food is always delicious and normally so am I. Drunk or not, I’m always a good time. […]

The trials and tribulations of living alone

After being in a relationship and living with a man for 5 years, I got pretty accustomed to certain things. Mainly; feeling safe, unlimited access to sexy time, and a magical yard that did it’s own maintenance. I’ve lived alone for 3 years now. Yes my kid was present but in this sense of home […]

Faster than a cheetah on crack

It’s like my life is a movie and I am sitting out in the theatre seats, munching on my popcorn and yelling “Jenn, what the fuck are you doing” over and over again at the screen. So what the fuck are you really doing Jenn? I have sat around and whined and bitched for the past 3 […]

This Grinch needs a drink.

I officially got caught up in the Christmas crazy. The other night I found myself laying in the middle of the floor, covered in tape, wrapping paper, tangled in ribbon and crying. I was more stressed than a horse in a glue factory. Really I did this to myself. The holidays aren’t about buying the […]

Getting out of the funk.

I’ve been in this sad panda funk for way too long. Maybe its the lack of sun and the drop of temperature that was bringing me down. Yesterday I had a really tough day at work. I got my feelings hurt. I had been working on this project for a hot minute and someone literally came […]

A hot mess with unrealistic expectations..

I think the title of this post is a pretty accurate description of myself. Don’t you worry, it took many years of fucked up situations to form me into this lovely wreck sitting right in front of you. I was raised as a man fearing submissive and have been brought up in a dominant don’t let […]