It’s been a hot minute. What a shame. Let’s play a little catch up. I’m still tired. God am I tired. My list of TO DO’s is slowly growing longer and my energy to take care of it all has been depleted. I need like a month off from adulting. I tried to walk away […]
Sundayyyyy Fundayyyyyy The Monday after superbowl Sunday is always the worst. Hangover from hell. I pregamed a little too hard while I was cooking. It’s my signature move. Show up shitfaced with wayyy too much food. But the food is always delicious and normally so am I. Drunk or not, I’m always a good time. […]
After being in a relationship and living with a man for 5 years, I got pretty accustomed to certain things. Mainly; feeling safe, unlimited access to sexy time, and a magical yard that did it’s own maintenance. I’ve lived alone for 3 years now. Yes my kid was present but in this sense of home […]
It’s like my life is a movie and I am sitting out in the theatre seats, munching on my popcorn and yelling “Jenn, what the fuck are you doing” over and over again at the screen. So what the fuck are you really doing Jenn? I have sat around and whined and bitched for the past 3 […]
I officially got caught up in the Christmas crazy. The other night I found myself laying in the middle of the floor, covered in tape, wrapping paper, tangled in ribbon and crying. I was more stressed than a horse in a glue factory. Really I did this to myself. The holidays aren’t about buying the […]
We’ve all come to the conclusion of what a hot mess I am. Thing is, it looks good on me. I need to learn to stop going out drinking in public on week days. Mainly because its cheaper to drink in excess which makes work hangovers no joke. I have this friend that I have […]
Pretty disgusting title I know. I’ll get to that in a minute. So after months of being a slack ass I finally made it back to the gym. It’s a good place to go to help me kill some time and release all this built up energy and tension. I was told the other day that […]
I’ve been in this sad panda funk for way too long. Maybe its the lack of sun and the drop of temperature that was bringing me down. Yesterday I had a really tough day at work. I got my feelings hurt. I had been working on this project for a hot minute and someone literally came […]
All aboard the creeper train. Last stop, my house. I moved to this small town about three years ago. Since day one, I have had an issue with bum ass dudes making me feel super unconformable living alone. The first guy I had a problem with was this early 40’s fresh out of jail, just […]
“I think too much, I see too much, I feel too much but I speak so little.” Except if its on my blog, then I don’t shut the fuck up. That quote forgot to mention that I also drink too much. But not too much that it is directly effecting my life and I should probably go […]
