I imagine if you were to take a peek inside my mind, it would look like something on the show Hoarders. Chaos. Shit everywhere. Not one organized thought. I’ve got so much on my mind and every time I try to express myself I feel like I am not getting my point through. Typing it […]
Sundayyyyy Fundayyyyyy The Monday after superbowl Sunday is always the worst. Hangover from hell. I pregamed a little too hard while I was cooking. It’s my signature move. Show up shitfaced with wayyy too much food. But the food is always delicious and normally so am I. Drunk or not, I’m always a good time. […]
I officially got caught up in the Christmas crazy. The other night I found myself laying in the middle of the floor, covered in tape, wrapping paper, tangled in ribbon and crying. I was more stressed than a horse in a glue factory. Really I did this to myself. The holidays aren’t about buying the […]
I’ve been in this sad panda funk for way too long. Maybe its the lack of sun and the drop of temperature that was bringing me down. Yesterday I had a really tough day at work. I got my feelings hurt. I had been working on this project for a hot minute and someone literally came […]
How is it even possible for someone to look that damn good first thing in the morning? Seriously. Standing on your front porch, shirt less, in a pair of jeans with a cigarette hanging out your mouth. He was so warm. Ugh why did I have to go to work. Wipe the drool off your mouth and get […]
Sleeping alone sucks when you’ve had a taste of a delightful warm body wrapped around you, making you feel safe. I close my eyes and I can feel you. Damn you 2am.